Those famous last words… “some assembly required.” Any parent who has ever lived through a holiday season with a child knows the pain of those words (that and “batteries not included”). And, if you need a new piece of furniture on a tight budget, you too can know the pain and suffering of assembly!

Back in June our house flooded (you can read the details at in my blog post “How NOT to Handle Unwanted, Stressful, ‘Life-Happens’ Situations”) and while we didn’t lose much furniture, an old faux-wood microwave stand that held the TV and videos in our spare room bit the dust. Since that time we’ve let the TV sit in the garage and I haven’t missed it one bit. However, as the temperatures approach freezing we figured we better bring it back in the house if we expect it to actually work in the future. Thus, the hunt for an inexpensive piece of furniture that could hold the TV and tapes while possibly fulfilling some other purpose in our next home. Well, while I was away in Chicago last weekend, my partner Kim did a fabulous job of finding a new and improved faux wood piece with a reasonable price tag. Yesterday I got blessed with having to assemble it.

Many things came to mind yesterday as the “quick and easy” and “approximately 1 hour assembly time” promises morphed into a tug of war with pressboard, missing screws, ridiculous diagrams, and 3 hours of my precious free time. New profanity was invented, creative solutions to missing pieces were employed, and tempers were kept to a dull flame. But, it got me to thinking about what kind of bargains we delude ourselves into buying. If you factor in 2 people working full speed for 3 hours (6 person hours) on a piece that cost $80-ish dollars at the department store, perhaps I should’ve just purchased a solid wood quality piece for several hundred dollars! I’m not totally sold on the fact that faux wood which instantly crumbles if it gets wet (lesson learned during the flood) and splits in sections even when you follow the assembly instructions is the best choice for the money. It is a powerful societal statement though when as a whole we would rather purchase cheap, imported furniture for the opportunity to save a few dollars, suffer mercilessly while assembling, and cash in our precious weekend time. How much are we really “saving” in the end? Goodness knows the piece doesn’t have longevity.

So, when does it make sense to make this tradeoff? In my experience I’ll take the inexpensive, high aggravation route if it:

  • fulfills a temporary need
  • isn’t the focal point of a room
  • isn’t something I intend to keep for the next place of residence
  • is likely to take a beating and get damaged anyway
  • is an item where quality isn’t a big concern (for instance I wouldn’t put my 35″ TV on such a thing, but for the spare tucked in a corner it is just fine)
  • a quality piece would bust the budget

What are your experiences with this type of purchase? Any exciting assembly stories or insights into the total cost of purchasing these do it yourself projects? If so, please join in by posting a comment below.