LampshadeSo here’s the deal: the other day Rob and I were at a major discount store, which shall remain nameless. The harried lady scanning our items at the checkout lane did not seem to have complete control of the scanner, so in rapid succession she scanned a corkboard/whiteboard combo; a wall clock; a shelving unit; a lamp; a matching lampshade; the lampshade again; a laundry hamper; the lid to the laundry hamper; and other sundries. (Exciting night out for the Jersey boys, eh?)

As some point, the checkout lady realized her error, and asked for the lampshade again. She rescanned it, taking it off the total bill. But that seems to have gone through twice, as well. So she rescanned it, then unscanned it, then rescanned it. Quite honestly, I lost track. It was actually difficult to keep from laughing.

We paid up and went on our way. As we headed out the door, Rob said “What happened back there?” And I said, “I don’t know. Maybe we got that lampshade for free!” But it was dark and we couldn’t see the receipt, and frankly, we weren’t about to go back in that store and deal with customer service.

When we got home, we did look at the receipt. Sure enough, three scans in, and three scans out. We got that $5.97 lampshade for free.

Now, you could argue that we earned it, suffering through that process. You could also argue that, out of a total bill of $150 in household goods, $5.97 is neither here nor there.

You could also argue that it’s just plain old stealing.

It reminds me of the Monopoly game, and one of the Community Chest cards is “Bank Error in Your Favor: collect $10!” Does anyone actually get a pious look on his or her face, turn to the banker and say “No, I’m sorry, I can’t accept that, it wouldn’t be right” … really?

Of course life isn’t a game. And we didn’t pay for that lampshade. What would you do?