I thought updating my credit card information at the gym was going to be a simple procedure. Initially the experience went well. A new employee at the desk was doing a polite job processing the request, however, some strange charges popped up on the form I had to sign to update my billing information. The new employee couldn’t offer explanation, so he asked for the assistance of a membership counselor. That move unleashed one of the rudest, most inexplicably hostile customer service experiences I have ever encountered. And having grown up in the New York City area, I have a pretty high threshold for being annoyed by rude service.

Cuckoo Customer ServiceThe membership counselor didn’t bother to address me as she came to the desk. She barked at the new employee to “just get him to sign the form.” I asked for her to come back, and well, she actually got in my face and told me that I failed to do my duty to keep my information up to date, and that I’m being charged $15 to update my information.

Mind you, I was updating my credit card information before the next billing cycle. There was no interruption in my automatic bill pay. Only two minutes pass, and she’s already wild-eyed and fuming because I’m trying to explain that I’m being charged in error. I saw that I was clearly dealing with an insane person who was trying to physically intimidate me, so I kindly asked for someone else to assist me.

In the end, I had to call the corporate headquarters’ 1-800 number that the psychotic membership counselor gave me, grudgingly. Updating my credit information over the phone was painless, and I received confirmation that the charges on my form were erroneous. I told corporate headquarters about how I was treated, and they gave me a free month to keep me from canceling my membership.

What bothers me most about this experience is that I’m paying for a service, and I’m doing work for the people providing me the service. I had to write an email to the club manager informing him that 1) it would be helpful to inform members that they are better served by the 1-800 number for billing matters, and 2) someone needs to have a talk with the unstable membership counselor before she gets more out of hand. Basically, I’m doing their job by pointing out problems in gym operations, when in fact, it should be their job to catch and fix them before customers have complaints.

I honestly would have been happier to have never dealt with the deranged membership counselor than to have received a free month of membership. Giving me free stuff in response to a bad experience is not customer service, it’s customer retention.

I guess watching my dad run a business influenced what I believe customer service is all about. Come to think of it, he entirely shaped my perspective. The saying around his shop and at home was, “Get the job done right the first time, and everyone is happy.”

It’s true. I believe good customer service entails being knowledgeable about what services you offer, and providing those services from start to finish in a respectful and conscientious manner. Good customer service also requires that you know who at your company can help a customer when you can’t. It’s a simple formula.

I’m not sure if poor customer service is some strange strategy used by businesses to make more money. If it is, it’s not working with me. Though I really don’t want to give businesses another way to reach deeper into my wallet, I have to say this to any business owner or manager: I don’t need over-the-top friendliness; I don’t need to feel like royalty when we’re on the phone or when I’m at the store. If you really want my money, knowledgeable service is all it takes to keep me coming back.

What are you customer service horror stories? Do you have suggestions to bring customer service back from the dead?