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Here’s an item from the San Francisco Chronicle about a global rice shortage that may sour Costco and Sam’s Club shopping trips this weekend:

The worldwide rice crisis lapped over into the United States this week when Costco Wholesale and Wal-Mart’s Sam’s Club, the two biggest warehouse retail chains, limited the amount of bulk imported rice customers can buy. Sam’s Club said the restriction is due to “recent supply and demand trends.”

Try not to complain. Apparently, the rice shortage caused rioting deaths in Cameron and hungry protesters in Haiti to boot their prime minister.

I know economic news hasn’t been apples and sunshine lately, but this other quote (same article) kind of makes it sound like we should all throw in the towel:

In London this week, the executive director of the World Food Program, Josette Sheeran, warned that more than 100 million people will be pushed into poverty by a “silent tsunami” of sharply rising food prices.

“This is the new face of hunger – the millions of people who were not in the urgent hunger category six months ago but now are,” Sheeran said. “The world’s misery index is rising.”

World misery index is now part of our vocabulary. Wow.

Next time you hear someone complain about gas prices, slap them.