…and now I have your attention.

bank feesHi, my name is Roland and Nina has been kind enough to ask me to write some articles for Queercents and I look forward to it with much relish.

As to the title of this one its true in its way… many people only think of earning money when actual dollars get credited to them or stuck in their hand. That is not true.

One may “earn” a return on a given amount of money if it allows you to AVOID paying fees… the avoided fees are in essence your “interest”… and has the benefit of being Tax Free as well.

What I am talking about here is using your Emergency Fund… or a good portion of it…as the “Minimum Daily Balance” required to avoid the Monthly Maintenance Charge on your Checking Account. In my case I have a Basic Checking Account that requires a $1500 Minimum Daily Balance to avoid a $9 monthly fee… or $108 a year. To earn $108 on $1500 in a savings account or CD I would need to get a 7.2% interest rate. And if you factor in Taxes (28% bracket) it would need to jump to 9.21%.

Conversely if I didn’t keep the Mimimum Balance and paid the Monthly Maintenance you can say that I PAY 9.21% for the priviledge of putting the money in… Oh… lets say on Online Savings Account that pays 3% for a net LOSS of over 6%.

Now I can hear all the flamethrowers revving up about Free Checking, No Minimum Balances, Interest With Checking (my bank $5000 Minimum to escape maintenance and the return calculates to be 6.7% plus .25% interest paid so its less than Basic Checking avoidance), etc.

I’m of an age group (I’m 51) that often tends to be much more conservative and dislikes dealing with all the hassles you have with banks and we tend to have the same account(s) for decades. I’ve sat down with all my banks offerings and read through all the fine print (mice type as Clark Howard calls it) and every time… for my bank at least… the Basic Checking is the Best Deal for me.

All the other accounts have all sorts of add ons from Overdraft Protection (which you don’t need if you keep the Minimum Balance) to tying in your other accounts with LOTS more rules for you to run afoul of and incur Fees for the Bank… a losing proposition.

A Basic Checking Account is ideal for everyone especially Gen Y who is starting out and may not have a lot of money to start with… but you have to start somewhere.

And there is one more very Important thing that is Non-Tangible yet can be VERY valuable… I’ve had my same checking account for 34 years. That means I have an OLD ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP with the bank and the bankers in my branch that can mean making it easier to get a Loan (because they can SEE my track record of paying bills and how I handle money) and it enabled us to also borrow money at more favorable interest rates… usually 1/2 a percent lower than that offered to “walk ins” saving thousands of dollars over the life of a loan.

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