Well I just got informed that I am a “bad” customer by my Chase issued Hess Visa Rewards Card. What did I do wrong?

Paid my bill every month on time… never late… but… Oh!… I see the problem!! I don’t carry a balance so they don’t get to bill me 12.24% interest and they were having to rebate me too much money per the terms of the card.

Original terms were: 5% rebate on all purchases including Fuel at any Hess Station and 1% on all other purchases.

Rebate applies as a credit every month against the outstanding balance thus reducing my bill.

New Terms to go into effect April 1st (April Fools Day… How Appropriate can you get?):

3% rebate on all purchases at a Hess Station including fuel… but only on the first $400 spent.

1% on all other non-Hess purchases except those at places that sell Fuel that is not Hess. Means if I’m low on gas and no Hess nearby I can’t fill up at Exxon and get at least 1% back instead I get nothing… applies to all Non-Gas purchases from any place that sells gas as well so don’t think you can use it at Wal-Mart to get 1% back… they sell gas too.

Here’s where it gets Down and Nasty… straight from the Mice Type in the Rules and Regs.

1. Rebate will accumulate instead of being applied to my account each month.

2. Rebate will be applied as a Statement Credit only when it reaches $25 and fractions over $25 will carry forward.

3. Rebates will be applied ONLY to “Hess Net Purchases” and I MUST have at least $25 of “Hess Net Purchases” in order to receive the Statement Credit.

4. Rebates Expire after 12 months.

Well since I rarely put $25 a month of gas in the bike and don’t usually buy things in the convenience store (Pay At The Pump Anyone? A stupid idea that cut store traffic immensely since you don’t have to go inside to pay but that’s another post and I’m not channeling my “Inner Businessman” here.) I probably won’t ever get the rebate now.

Probably time to go find another Rewards type card… Carnivals “Sea Miles” good for cruise redemptions might be on order.