Author Archives: Audrey
Accessories: The King James Version
Tragic, but true: in my search for affordable fashion pieces I committed a socialist sin. Last weekend I bought a headband at Forever 21, that bastion of teenybopper trendiness. How…
Funding Workhorse
Making this play about work, about finances, about the sociopolitical issues implicated therewithin, has taken all my energy and heart this last year. Workhorse is more than a full time…
Starring Audrey: Week of August 21st, 2006
Fantasy versus the cold, hard facts marks this week's theme. As the season begins to change, we get a chance to evaluate and take stock of our state of stick…
Starring Audrey: Week of August 14th, 2006
The effects of Mercury retrograde are finally starting to wear off, the full moon has begun to wane, and the Sun is finally outrunning Saturn. All this to say: TGI-not-last-week!…
Make it at Home: Coconut Curry
You've got a pack of your favorite homos coming over, and are crying into your torn Blondie t-shirt over your lack of funds. Honey! It's called, MAKE IT AT HOME!…
Starring Audrey: Week of August 7th, 2006
Welcome to the first edition of "Starring Audrey," my weekly astro-finance column for the gay with or without pay! In addition to these tidbits, I do offer birth chart readings,…
Fill My Kitty: Grandma-Lovin’ Krista McDermott
Krista McDermott, 26, is not only a hot commodity in Amsterdam's queer scene, a kick-ass nanny, and my performance art co-star as Babes With Intestines, she also proves that Grandma…
Here to Knock Some Queercents Into You
Dear Reader, Yes. You can pull off making your own facial hair or sewing a Lady Bunny-worthy shift dress and walk the streets in style. You can make nutrition-packed vegetarian…