WWYD: Ask for Help or Screw the Scanner?
I don’t know about you but this new trend toward self checkout in stores has hit on my last nerve. While I am all for being self sufficient when I go somewhere to buy stuff and am spending money, I don’t want to have to be the employee too. That is why you hire checkout clerks. They know how to use (or at least fight with) the bar code scanner and get paid lousy wages to put up with the customers.
Now, I don’t have any problem having self checkout as an option, but when that leaves only one “real person” checkout lane open with a line 8 deep what’s a busy girl to do? Well, she has to trot reluctantly to the self checkout line and let the games begin.
The beauty in this supposed efficient self-serve model is that they have one store employee standing in the middle of 4-6 checkout areas to “help”. It is not a “help” when you have to walk over there to ask a question multiple times and there is no way in hell they are going to hear you and proactively help. Unless, of course you’ve lost your cool and are standing there ranting and banging on the machine (I’ve come dangerously close).
My recent late night, soaking wet in a thunderstorm experience with one of these self scan beauties in the grocery store led me to this installment of the burning question – what would you do?
Now, let’s assume that you have only a handful of inexpensive grocery items (although these days I don’t think inexpensive and groceries are two words that go together). You are merrily trying to get your items to register on the scanner by swiping them past the glass 3, 4, 5, 6 times while muttering obscenities under your breath and talking to the machine (please little bucket of microchips, recognize the peanut butter you fool!). You’re getting tired of this charade especially when combined with the Rubik’s cube-like puzzler of trying to scan your produce. Hit touch pads, dial in produce codes, weigh the food, and bag it all while having some drone like Stepford Wive’s voice come from the machine telling you to “remove your item from the scanner, please place in bag”.
As the time ticks on and this fast and efficient means of checking out has frayed your last nerve, you hit one of those lovely products that the scanner just won’t scan. Try as you might swiping 1, 2, 3 times and then turning it upside down, right side up, sideways and continuing to try 4, 5, 6, 10 times to get it to register, the damn thing won’t scan. And, it’s not just one item but several. Do you:
a) Go to the employee in the middle and beg for help even though she is trying to corral 5 other lines in a scene akin to herding feral cats?
b) Put the damn thing in the bag anyway figuring you’ve done your due diligence and the damn company should reinstate real checkers?
c) Stand at your kiosk and cry like a baby and see if anyone comes to rescue you?
d) Re-scan another item that is similar in price so at least you feel honest even if their SKU inventory is wrong?
e) Throw everything in the bag and yell at the top of your lungs in your best Forrest Gump Voice “In the Bag, In the Bag, In the Bag…”
The end of my story is that since it was slow, the employee was sort of paying attention to me and came to my rescue so my ethical dilemma was averted. Yet, I know this isn’t the last time I go to battle with the self checkout.
How about you? What battle scars and war stories can you tell about your experience with the neighborhood self-checkout? And, what would you do? – a, b, c, d, e, or some other creative solution? Love to hear about it in the comments….
I love these if I have only a few items, but won’t use them if I need to pack stuff on my own otherwise you can’t keep up with loading the belt, scanning and packing all at the same time! I have been known to make requests to stop the d*** thing shouting at me to put something in the bag, or take it out. Otherwise they work quite well over here in the UK. I haven’t found too many things which won’t scan.
I have never used the self-checkout machine, and never plan to. I think they’re bloody awful for a number of reasons, and I’m wholly unsympathetic to a company that loses money from customers taking advantage of self-checkout flaws. Just hire a clerk and stop trying to replace people with machines! We’re customers, and one of the reasons we pay supermarket prices is for customer service. Companies more and more are trying to get away with less and less customer service, which I see is driving people towards customer service-oriented small businesses. At least, that’s I observe happening in SF.
I like choice (b) in the spirit of vigilante consumerism. I mean, if we want to inject fairness into the situation, it would be nice to write a reasoned letter to the company telling them how awful and stupid their self-checkout machines are.
Nice topic! It’s a touchy subject for some of us because we waste lots of time in checkout lines.
I too refuse to use any self service lines in stores.
I don’t want to have to learn how to be my own check out person- I hate the idea of more people being replaced by machines.
I will use one of these devices when it can show me a Union card. Until then, I’m supporting the checker who (presumably) needs the job.
I must be in the minority because I love these things. When I have just a few items it’s so much faster. That being said there have been a few times when someone won’t scan. If I’m in a hurry and the item isn’t crucial and I can’t get help, I just leave it there. I wouldn’t just take it, but even if I would, you can’t put it in the bag because (at least here) the bags are on a scale and the scale can tell if you’ve put something in the bag that hasn’t been scanned.
If I’m in a hurry, the check out person is too busy to help and the object is crucial to my mission I’ve found that crying like a baby is extremely useful in getting the attention of someone who can do something.
I agree with Trista. I also love these scanners! But that might be because I have never had problems with any of them. I actually can’t wait until more stores have self-check out because I am sick of dealing with register clerks and rude staff in general. Customer service? I don’t recall the last time I had good “customer service” from some typical surly minimum wage worker. I’ll take the polite machine, thank you very much. Can’t wait til servers in restaurants are replaced by robots. Seriously.
As for the scenario. I would choose A, but very reluctantly.
I hate those things.
“Please place the item in the bag.” It’s in the bag!! I’m sorry it only weighs half an ounce, but it’s in there!
“Please scan the next item.” I have scanned the item 12 times! Wake up and do some work!
Also, it’s very loud, as if all the clientele are deaf.
Mostly I just stand there looking despondently at the machine, look at the swamped person, trying various forms of performance art to impress the machine that there really is a price for it to see. Try moving that price tag in various directions–straight down, toward the mirror, in the intersection between the window and the mirror, and in various orientations, and at various speeds.
The machines are better now than they were at first, but generally I just wait in a regular line. If the line for a personal cashier was always much longer, and the helper was always swamped (or clueless–another common problem), I might start going to a different store.
But to specifically answer your question, choice a).
I like doing self-checkout because a) no one is commenting on, touching, squishing, or otherwise mishandling my food, and b) because I feel like I can take my sweet time. I have generally had decent help from people working the “self checker assistance” shift, and they seem to know what they are doing. It’s a job where they are there to address problems rather than just do hum drum, repetitive stress inducing checkout.
That said, I have at times been known to get frustrated with the technology. This is especially true when “The bagging area is full. Please bag some items and then resume scanning.” That annoys me because it seems like things should be able to pile up a lot more before I run out of room.
Some stores are worse / better than others.